Sandy is 50. Larson is 33. Together, we're 82… and we're celebrating with YOU!
We've compiled a rowdy and unlikely bunch and you might not want in, but you'll hate missing out.
Sandy was born half a century ago in 1975, and unless the next half is easier, can't fathom living to 100. Larson's only 32 but already groans like he's 60 and is convinced he won't make it past 70.
The party's at The Lobster Shop. First, we'll eat like royalty - all food, drinks, and dessert included. Then we'll play games, trash talk, and whatever chaos 82 years of combined wisdom looks like. Yes, you're staying. No, you can't sneak out.
No gifts please. However, there is an entry fee of $20 (2x $10 bills exactly) and a roll of toilet paper (unused) per person surrendered at the door to Sandy or Larson.
Please RSVP… or risk missing the once-in-a-lifetime birthday event nobody asked for. You will have fun if you come.
Thursday, September 25, 2025
5:15 PM - 8:30 PM
The Lobster Shop
4015 Ruston Way, Tacoma, WA
$20 (must be 2x $10 bills exactly - no exceptions!)
1 Roll of toilet paper (unused, preferably premium quality)
Per person, collected at the door.
Please enter your last name to RSVP. If you're on the guest list, you'll be able to RSVP for everyone with the same last name.